Johnny Get Angry

Johnny Get Angry
Performed by Shelley Fabares

Johnny, I said we were through
Just to see what you would do
You stood there and hung your head
Made me wish that I were dead

Oh, Johnny get angry, Johnny get mad
Give me the biggest lecture I ever had
I want a brave man, I want a cave man
Johnny, show me that you care, really care for me

Every time you danced with me
You let Freddy cut in constantly
When he'd ask, you'd never speak
Must you always be so meek?

Oh, Johnny get angry, Johnny get mad
Give me the biggest lecture I ever had
I want a brave man, I want a cave man
Johnny, show me that you care, really care for me

Every girl wants someone who
She can always look up to
You know I love you, of course
Let me know that you're the boss

Oh, Johnny get angry, Johnny get mad
Give me the biggest lecture I ever had
I want a brave man, I want a cave man
Johnny, show me that you care, really care for me

Johnny, get angry, Johnny
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny…

From the diary of Swing State Stan

I love the man, and I never thought I would. I mean I was a “Reagan Democrat,” that’s what they called
us anyway and I will vote for Barack (I always liked the nickname Barry) again, no matter what. But he
just takes too much crap from these Teabagger types, as has my 401k, by the way. I know he’s never
been an “angry black man” (doesn’t play well with Independents), but he can be our angry man, can’t
he? Stan’s been listening to the oldie station WPOLL and to Shelley Fabares’ voice he drifted off…

Barry Get Angry

By The Ironix

Barry, now you must come through
With a jobs bill, it’s past due
Don’t stand there and hang your head
And make us feel we voted red.

Oh Barry, get angry
Barry, get mad
Don’t need a lecture that we’ve already had
We want a brave man, Oh don’t you cave man

Barry, show me that we that you’ll dare, really dare for me
If there’s any chance you see
We can’t have cuts constantly
Revenues cannot stay weak
Let the people hear you shriek

Oh Barry, get angry
Barry, get mad
Don’t need a lecture that we’ve already had
We want a brave man, Oh don’t you cave man
Barry, show me that we that you’ll dare, really dare for me

The whole world wants someone who
We can always look up to
Love to have you lead of course
Show this nation you’re the boss.

Oh Barry, get angry
Barry, get mad
Don’t need a lecture that we’ve already had
We want a brave man, Oh don’t you cave man
Barry, show me that we that you’ll dare, really dare for me

Barry dare, really dare for me
Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry…