IT'S HIS TAX SCAM

Taxman (by George Harrison)

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five percent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

(If you drive a car car) I'll tax the street
(If you try to sit sit) I'll tax your seat
(If you get too cold cold) I'll tax the heat
(If you take a walk walk) I'll tax your feet

Taxman!

'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for
(Ah, ah, Mr. Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more
(Ah, ah, Mr. Heath)
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advise for those who die
(Taxman!)
Declare the pennies on your eyes
(Taxman!)

'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one, but me
(Taxman!)


From the Diary of Mitt Romney

Bain was the bane of my existence, and now as I’ve dealt with that suddenly they’re all up in arms over my tax returns. I’m going to give them one full year, not a partial year, a full year, which is within 11 of what my Dad gave. He was wrong…you don’t give people information – they won’t think the worst. I don’t know if I’m rich? They tell me I made over $40 mill in 2010. Is that technically rich? I paid almost 15% taxes and the great news is under the plans of Newt Gingrich in which there’d be zero capital gains, I’d pay no taxes. Should I vote for Newt??
I love this old Beatle’s stuff. See how cool I am.

Mitt fades off in the background – drifts asleep

Let me tell how it will be
More paid by you, 14 by me
It’s my tax scam, ya ya it’s my tax scam
Should 14 appear to small
Be thankful that I pay at all
Cause it’s my tax scam ya-ya, it’s my tax scam

I have gone so far
Any tax I’ll beat
Mitt takes care of Mitt
Life is such a treat
If you’re poor and old
Just turn down the heat
If you balk and squawk
I’m the one to beat

‘Cause it’s my tax scam – yah, yah
It’s my tax scam.

Don’t dare suggest that I should pay more
Thats class warfare by the working poor
My advice is for when you die
You get all blind trusts and dont blink an eye

‘Cause it’s my tax scam – yah, yah
It’s my tax scam.

And it’s for the 1% just like me
I’ve got off shore stuff from sea to sea